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You Be Trippin'
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 826 Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I lost those rings immediately. |
| 0:02.1 | Did they give you? |
| 0:03.2 | No, I was trying to get into rings. |
| 0:06.1 | I had like three. |
| 0:07.4 | I had like three on each finger. |
| 0:13.1 | I was really trying and I just lost them. |
| 0:15.8 | I was like, I'll never do this again. |
| 0:19.0 | Wait, did you do, do you ever done something you was trying to get into? |
| 0:21.8 | Yeah, Fedora. Yeah, I tried Fadora in high school. Not as an adult, though. Oh, wait, what did you try as an adult? Fador, I feel like, I feel like a couple of comics tried Fadouras at one point. The only one that kept with it was James. Yeah, yeah. James suit, Matt Doug? Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:36.7 | Wait, what did we try to do as an adult? |
| 0:38.5 | I never try to fordora. |
| 0:39.8 | No, the rings? Yeah, yeah. Wait, what did we try to do as a dog? |
| 0:38.5 | I never tried to for a door. |
| 0:39.8 | No, the rings, I definitely tried. |
| 0:41.5 | I tried toe rings. Toes. Get the fuck out of here. No, no, I did try to. You wild. I did try the ankle bracelet. What for what? For what? I was just trying to get in the jewelry and Osama. |
| 0:53.8 | Usama seen me? |
| 0:55.0 | Reddy got back tattoos. |
| 0:56.6 | You got a lower back tattoo. Osama seen me and he tore me apart. What the hell are you doing with an ankle? They have dolphin charms? What are you doing with Osama? I don't know. It was, it was. We were in a park and he tore me apart i think i might have seen like uh basketball players |
| 1:13.8 | wear them and i was like oh i can do this but then i'm like they're like six seven and i'm |
| 1:19.3 | five eleven three hundred pounds and don't hit the same it's not the same you wear like one of those |
| 1:24.3 | the sleeves yeah it's not the same where you've been and where you're going? |
| 1:30.0 | This is our East travel show, yeah. |
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