Lollipop Persons Unite
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 47 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Kurt and Scotty talk about fully grown sea lions that won’t stop nursing, a Massachusetts man using blow torch on roof to melt ice burns house down, an LA man who gave alcohol to a hawk is charged and a lollipop man is told to stop giving kids high fives!
Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:07.0 | People who didn't do what John of God wanted them to do, they usually disappeared. |
| 0:15.0 | John of God was once Brazil's most famous spiritual healer. |
| 0:20.0 | But in this limited series podcast, we uncover the darker truth behind his global empire of faith and fear. |
| 0:29.0 | From exactly right and Adonde Media, this is two-faced, John of God. |
| 0:34.6 | Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:41.3 | Scott, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. I'm not quitting, man. I told |
| 0:46.2 | you, I'm not giving in. I'm not giving up. Thank God. I'm not giving up either. There's 18 inches of snow on the ground, but it was 50 degrees today. |
| 0:57.6 | And I ain't given a 50 degree day that gets you through. |
| 1:01.0 | Here we go. |
| 1:01.9 | Here we go. |
| 1:02.9 | These fully grown sea lions won't stop nursing. |
| 1:07.5 | And scientists don't know why. |
| 1:10.9 | Man, they're milking it for all it's worth, |
| 1:13.3 | and so are we on a brand new episode of the |
| 1:16.3 | You guessed it, Bananas podcast. |
| 1:20.2 | If I said something that with your world on its head, |
| 1:25.1 | would you believe me? |
| 1:36.3 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me? |
| 1:41.3 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, nays. |
| 1:45.8 | Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas. |
| 1:50.8 | Hello, Scotty. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.