Live from Austin with Blair Socci
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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It’s Bananas live from Austin! Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a dating website just for people who work with dead bodies, woman sentenced for accusing her ex of illegally accessing her bank accounts from outer space, restaurant promises to rescue female diners on bad dates and a person who swallowed a six inch spoon!
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| 0:00.0 | This is exactly right. |
| 0:07.0 | People who didn't do what John of God wanted them to do, they usually disappeared. |
| 0:15.0 | John of God was once Brazil's most famous spiritual healer. |
| 0:20.0 | But in this limited series podcast, we uncover the darker truth behind his global empire of faith and fear. |
| 0:29.0 | From exactly right and Adonde Media, this is two-faced, John of God. |
| 0:34.6 | Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:41.3 | Hey Scott, are you ready? Oh, Kurtie B. I'm ready to laugh and... |
| 0:46.1 | There's a dating website just for people who work with dead bodies. Nice! |
| 1:00.4 | Well, if you're killing it like they are, this is Bananas Live from Cap City in Austin, Texas. |
| 1:09.0 | If I said something that with your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 1:16.6 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me? |
| 1:22.9 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, neda. |
| 1:27.1 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. |
| 1:31.5 | Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas from Cap City and Austin. |
| 1:41.2 | Now you may have noticed that our Charlie Formage is significantly shorter than he used to be. |
| 1:43.7 | Well, this is Charlize Fremage. |
| 1:44.8 | Charlize Fremage. Charlize Fremage. |
| 1:47.3 | The thing that we carry, |
| 1:48.2 | Charlie's still alive. |
| 1:49.2 | He's in my garage. |
| 1:50.1 | He is fine. |
| 1:51.8 | But the rolling container that he comes in broke. |
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