I'm

The Hello, Internet.

I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Shmanners.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

How are you?

Fine. Yeah, you got some sick yeah just a little cold are you down with the sickness yeah signness stuff sign it you know

you reach a point where i don't know if it's age or time of a year or a confluence of events where it's like I feel bad I'm sick and it's like what's wrong I'm like no no I just told you that's it I can't pinpoint I don't know I feel icky I feel crummy or as BB would say I feel miserable yes That's how BB describes herself when she is not feeling well because she is an old poet.

Well, it starts at the head where there's congestion and headache and sinus drainage.

And then it goes down the throat where it isches and hurts and coughs.

And then it goes into the lungs where it's full.

And then the stomach stomach your humors are

in balance oh is that it yeah i mean listen i'm no doctor too much yellow bile it sounds like

you have uh not enough blood and too much phlegm okay and so i think we need to put some blood in you and take some flim out?

I don't know.

Did they ever, I guess you eat red meat.

Was that a?

Maybe.

Okay.

Anyways, listen, we shouldn't be giving out medical opinions.

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