The Hello, Internet. I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmanor's.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions, hello, my dove.

Hello, dear.

Your voice is a little different.

My voice is a little different from all of the post-nasal drip.

You should try pre-nasal drip.

Oh, okay.

That's where it comes out the front of your face.

So, listen, it's that time of year, folks.

Did you know that Puxetani Phil gave us six more weeks of winter?

He didn't give us.

I mean, he didn't come out and say, do you know what you all deserve?

It does feel that way. It does feel that way.

But I think he more, Puczatnie Phil with his doctorate in meteorology.

Well, I was talking about this, I, with my brothers.

Don't you feel like there should be more in Groundhogs Day?

Like, that it's like, in life, yes.

In life, yes.

No, but I mean like, I, when I was a kid, right, and I remember, like, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, like, these kind of, I would say, secondary holidays to, like, Christmas and Easter, Halloween when you're a kid, right?

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