Locked Out of Armenian Heaven

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Christine's hero is doing an interview in the lobby and Jay is denied entry. Furious that he can't walk into a space that he's employed, Jay devises a plan to test security. | DJ Lou is planning a Halloween getaway and Bobby teaches everyone what leaf peeping is. | Jay thinks he can sing the songs of TLC better than superfan Christine. A member of the Bonfire falls asleep during this show! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.0	I fucking hate this company.
0:10.0	Why?
0:11.0	You know what?
0:12.0	I hate the way it's organized in this building on this floor.
0:16.0	Really?
0:17.0	It's fucking insane.
0:18.0	Wow.
0:19.0	If I have to get turned away from my own lobby by some fucking...
0:22.8	One more time, tell me I can't go through my own lobby.
0:25.7	Jesus Christ.
0:26.1	I'll be out of my fucking head.
0:28.1	Jacob just...
0:29.0	Jacob's fingers just went to the keyboard.
0:31.6	I mean, unfucking real, dude.
0:33.8	Go the other way?
0:35.1	What?
0:36.6	Go the other way.
0:37.2	No, we just said we're employees go
0:39.1	that's oh the fuck is what we work here i can't walk through the lobby you're supposed to wear your badge
0:44.5	somebody on the horn you're supposed to wear your badge on the outside they don't no no no
0:48.5	it says the lobbies closed to employees really that's because of whatever's in the fish
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