Alcoholic Heartbreak

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bobby starts a story about his Halloween weekend, and ends up telling an epic tale of love in early recovery. When Bob got sober as a teenager, he went to a conference of young people in Alcoholics Anonymous. There he fell in love and got his heart trampled on by an alcoholic who asked to use his shower. In the end he found himself naked and rejected. | Jay counters Bob's misery with the time he joined a threesome and was embarrassed out of the hotel room. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	How was your weekend, buddy?
0:06.0	So this weekend was fantastic.
0:08.0	First of all, Halloween in Cotona is one of the most...
0:12.0	So you're home this weekend.
0:13.0	Home, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
0:15.0	Friday was Halloween, which was awesome.
0:17.0	Halloween on a weekend, there's nothing like it.
0:20.0	Were you handing out candy? We handed out candy to the little kids and then we went out. Oh, okay. I was going to say, I'm like, what? Well, the little kids come. Then you went, and then you and Dawn started doing something weird with the bigger kids. The older kids, we invited in to watch us do stuff. Yeah, they got a full Snickers bar if you know what I'm talking about. No, with the little kids, we invited in to watch us do stuff. Yeah, they got a full Snickers bar, if you know what I'm talking about.
0:40.3	No, with the little kids, we live in a cul-de-sac, and when you live in a town like mine
0:46.0	where there's one street that is the street, and it goes, it's a very long street, goes
0:52.9	all the way up, and then takes a left, and it's literally every's a very long street goes all the way up and then takes a left and it's literally
0:56.1	every house on this block has to have a thousand pieces of candy the city is like look if you need
1:01.6	candy let us know but if you're going to do Halloween you can't just have a couple bags you have to
1:05.6	have a thousand pieces of candy so they get donations like we donated candy two houses on the main drag that's how many people
1:12.5	come here for Halloween a thousand pieces of candy a thousand now here you say what if you don't
1:19.0	uh and you have 300 pieces of candy i'm not saying you get arrested it's not the UK okay but you
1:25.8	will you will run into problems because you're going to run out
1:28.5	of candy the first 20 minutes of the night would you get arrested in the UK for not enough candy
1:33.8	you will if you tweet about it well like that's a fact the reynolds the reynolds residence has candy
1:40.2	Reynolds residents a little farther away from downtown but this is this is downtown houses are like these huge big, you know, this is where
1:48.2	all the really rich people live.
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