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Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast)

Two Mr Ps in a Pod

Education

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Back for episode 245 and straight into the summer term chat, the lads kick things off reflecting on the Easter break… or what we all pretend is a break. Adam shares the reality of a family holiday abroad. Meanwhile, Mr P embraces the complete opposite approach and does absolutely nothing, other than going all-in on a serious binge of Game of Thrones with the boys, reliving iconic moments and questioning just how much unnecessary nudity was really needed. There’s also a relatable rant about bank holidays landing in the middle of school breaks (the ultimate teacher scam), the chaos of holiday resort shops, and one very creative bit of parenting on how to explain a questionable t-shirt slogan to a curious child without opening a can of worms you’re not ready for. From there, it’s straight into a brilliant thread of “oops” moments, and honestly, it’s the kind of content that makes you feel instantly better about your own worst day. The episode then shifts into classic school chaos with a run of things children have said that are equal parts ridiculous and genius. From accidental one-liners to completely unfiltered honesty, it’s a reminder that kids will always find a way to humble you in seconds. There’s also a listener dilemma around a colleague not pulling their weight, leading to a really honest conversation about boundaries, workload, and the reality of working in teams. No sugar-coating, just practical advice about having those slightly awkward but necessary conversations and protecting your own time without taking on everyone else’s. The final section is a full-on deep dive into the most shocking things people have witnessed in schools, and it is absolute carnage. We’re talking animals appearing in classrooms, completely inappropriate show and tell items, chaotic behaviour that you couldn’t make up, and moments that range from hilarious to genuinely unbelievable. The infamous “Viagra incident” alone is worth the listen. It’s one of those episodes that perfectly sums up school life. Exhausting, unpredictable, occasionally ridiculous… but always full of stories you’ll be telling for years. 📬 Want your story featured on the pod? Submit it here: 👉 forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 Here’s where you can catch the show 👇 🎭 May 2026 22nd May - Salford, Lowry 🎨 🎭 October 2026 25th October - Norwich, Epic Studios 🏰 26th October - London, Soho Walthamstow 🎤 27th October - Tunbridge Wells, Assembly Hall Theatre 🌳 28th October - Eastbourne, Devonshire Park 🌊 29th October - Colchester, Charter Hall 🏺 30th October - Southampton, O2 Guildhall ⚓ 31st October - High Wycombe, Swan 🎶 🎭 February 2027 14th February - Blackpool, Grand Theatre 🎡 15th February - Carlisle, The Sands Centre 🏞️ 16th February - Chester, Storyhouse 🐎 17th February - Crewe, Lyceum Theatre 🚂 18th February - Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall 🏹 19th February - Stoke, Victoria Hall 🏺 20th February - Stockton, Globe Theatre 🌐 🎟️ Tickets at 2mrpspodcast.com/live See you on the road again soon 👏🎤 Head to neu.org.uk/abolish-ofsted to find the Ofsted risk assessment guide from the NEU. Get instant access to hundreds of lessons at talk.economistfoundation.org — just search Topical Talk to sign up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:39.1	Hello and welcome to episode 245
0:43.1	Season 9, episode 25
0:45.3	Of two Mr Peas in a podcast with me Mr. P
0:47.5	And the other Mr. P
0:48.8	Summer Breeze
0:50.6	Makes me feel bad
0:53.4	Welcome to the summer term guys.
0:57.0	We are two-thirds of the way through the school year.
1:01.0	We hope you've all had a wonderful Easter break.
1:04.0	Some of you might even still be on it.
1:06.0	We apologize that it's been what, three weeks?
1:10.0	No, two? No, it's three? I think. No, we've had two off. I know we've had two off, but we didn't record in the last week, did we? We did, yeah. The last episode we did was 24th of March. Oh right, so anyway. I don't know, either way. I'm fuming anyway because my school only gets one week off for Easter and I think it's a liability when two of those days are a bank holiday.
1:32.1	The bank holiday, we've talked about this before.
1:34.0	The bank holiday is a killer.
1:36.2	I don't want my days off when other people are off.
1:39.7	I want them just, yeah, they're the perk.
1:42.5	It's the only reason it keeps so many of us in the job and
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