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Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast)

Two Mr Ps in a Pod

Education

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, the brothers return exhausted and slightly delirious after surviving World Book Day—a day that somehow manages to be both magical and utterly draining in equal measure. Mr P records from a hotel room in London after a mammoth drive, while Adam is fresh off the back of a residential trip, where sleep was a distant dream, and the only winner was his son, who suddenly learned how to sleep perfectly the moment Dad left. Adam continues his World Book Day tradition of dressing up as a female book character, claiming it’s all for the kids (but Mr P isn’t convinced). This year’s choice? Gangsta Granny, complete with a skirt, full makeup, and an unexpected level of enthusiasm from parents and children alike.  The lads also dive into the ultimate nostalgia trip, reminiscing about the most iconic movie quotes from their youth. From Forrest Gump to Anchorman, Titanic to Borat, expect 90s and 2000s gold that proves just how quotable—and painfully cringey—our teenage years really were. As always, the episode is packed with hilarious listener stories and it wouldn’t be an episode without a brutal school fail, and this one takes the biscuit—a Year 3 diary entry that sends one teacher into full-on crisis mode, only for the punchline to reveal one of the biggest (and funniest) misunderstanding of all time. 🎟️ Tickets for the Two Mr Ps Live Tour are selling fast! Head to 2mrpspodcast.com to grab yours before they’re gone. 📚 Need a laugh? Get your hands on the Sunday Times Bestselling books Put a Wet Paper Towel on It, It’s Your Own Time You’re Wasting, and How to Survive the School Year—but maybe keep them away from the kids. 👀 Want to feature in a future episode? Share your funniest school stories at 2mrpspodcast.com and join the Facebook group for even more teacher chaos and community banter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:09.2

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Hello and welcome to episode 208, season 8, episode 22,

1:20.2

I have two Mr. P's in a podcast with me, Mr. P.

1:22.1

And the other Mr. P.

1:30.9

Welcome back, guys, you join us late in the week as we record this late on the Thursday after World Book Day.

1:43.5

So if you can tell the tone of our voices showing a level of teacher tired because I am currently in a hotel in North London.

1:45.4

So I've finished my day at school,

1:48.9

and then I think I left at about quarter to four,

1:52.9

and I've just got to my hotel room now at half past eight,

1:59.6

and that follows Adam also having his World Book Day after a residential.

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