Lloyds Bank coprolite

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! If you still have some egg nog in your fridge, don't waste it! Pour yourself a glass, curl up with a loved one in front of the pile of needles that was a tree mere weeks ago, and listen to this episode! We meant to release it on Christmas Eve, but a naughty elf forgot to upload the file. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Lloyds Bank coprolite, a desiccated human dung specimen of historical importance.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello babies.
0:02.0	Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily.
0:05.0	We recorded this episode to be released a couple weeks ago.
0:10.0	On New Year's, I mean on Christmas Eve.
0:12.0	Christmas Eve. Yeah. but we dung bunged it up we took the holidays off yeah we went
0:18.4	down a siesta Uh, Santa slept through the evening and forgot to deliver this present to you.
0:30.6	Anyway, you're going to listen to it now now or else. So sorry if it sounds dated in any way.
0:36.3	I don't remember what we said on it. I think we you could just hear we were wearing shoulder pads.
0:40.3	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:46.7	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:51.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:55.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:59.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
1:02.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything baby geniuses we know everything
1:05.7	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
1:08.4	hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I I'm Emily, I'm Lisa.
1:13.6	T'was the night before Christmas.
1:16.2	Are you gonna sing that song you just sang?
1:17.8	Baby Jesus, born tomorrow day.
1:20.9	Baby Jesus is. Born tomorrow day. Baby Jesus is born tomorrow day.
1:24.4	Welcome to our religious podcast.
1:30.4	Welcome to our religious podcast.
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