Pss, hi there everybody.

It's me, Benedict Townsend.

You may remember me from YouTube News, the podcast.

That's this show.

I'm speaking in a bit of a whisper this week because, well, quite frankly, I'm undercover.

That's right, I'm undercover.

Well, to be more specific, I'm under covers.

I'm under my duvet right now recording for sound. The glamorous

life of a podcastman. And because I'm under these covers, I'm feeling like a private eye. I'm

feeling like I'm on the case. And we've got a great show for you this week. Now, you may think,

surely Benedict, you're just going to talk on and on about Shane Dawson. And there is a little bit of

Shane Dawson in there.

But I actually come to you fresh from recording a brand new special report edition of YouTube

news, the video show, which I've just filmed today in my very house, much like the podcast.

And that will be going up on Snapchat, hopefully hopefully and YouTube tonight. It's Tuesday when I'm

recording this, so it should hopefully be up tonight. By the time you hear this, it'll already be up.

And you probably will have already watched it, making this whole announcement redundant.

But the point is, if you've come here to hear about Shane Dawson stuff, we've got a little bit of it.

But if you want the full T, sis, skus,

go over to that YouTube News special report and you can get the full down low. Down low? Is that,

is that a phrase? Is that what the kids say? You can get the down low on everything that's

happening with Shane Dawson being a terrible person, allegedly. Now, cue the music and on with the show, baby. Yes, welcome back to

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