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Baby Geniuses

Live in San Francisco!

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2013

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

From the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco: it's the Baby Geniuses' first ever live episode! With Jorma Taccone (SNL, the Lonely Island, Girls), Alex Koll (Comedy Central), Natasha Muse, Tony Bedard, and two bona fide Robin Williams experts. Breast massagers! Stray dogs! Heckling dads! ASMR! This episode has it all! Alex Koll Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Jorma Taccone Natasha Muse Tony Bedard

Transcript

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:05.0

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.5

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything baby genius this is something we don't know

0:32.4

Hello Hello babies.

0:35.0

Hello babies.

0:37.0

Welcome to our first ever live podcast.

0:41.0

By our live podcast. By a round of applause, how many of you have ever listened to the show?

0:48.0

Oh, it's a lot.

0:51.0

Oh, that's, that's, how many of you know what a podcast is.

0:54.6

Okay, how many of you have never listened to the show?

0:59.2

Yeah.

1:01.2

Boom.

1:02.2

I like how they're raising their hands.

1:05.0

They're like, I don't want this recorded.

1:07.8

That's fine.

1:09.0

What should we tell them?

1:09.9

What should we tell people who don't know anything

1:11.3

about our podcast?

1:13.2

Lower your expectations.

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