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Well, hello, Dallas. You classy, classy city in Texas.

Yes, Dallas. It's so great to be back here. It's been, it's been a few, we ended our tour in Dallas.

We're picking it back up here in Texas. It's great, you guys are always awesome to us.

It is so great to see you, and it's so good coming here from really any other city in Texas because

every time I get to Dallas, ever since I was a little kid, I'm like, these fancy fucks. Here we go.

Fancy. Here we go. Dallas has the nicest every fucking thing in Texas. It's been

nicest. You are the fanciest asses in Texas. Our hotel is not like a fancy hotel. I'm a cheap

bitch. I book our stuff generally, you know. It is nice. I'm like, I am leaving my house. Now,

you'll still have water that's kind of slimy and will run out like this,

which is hard for a bigger body. I'm like, the girl will help.

But damn, those tiles are nice in there. The artwork.

And the guys are hot. Let me just say,

oh my god, our hotel lobby right now. What is happening in this city?

Y'all see your squats here. A lot of nice donkey booties on the menu. A lot of people getting

into their Ford F1 pickup truck thing of Magikar's. And we love it here. You know, in other parts of

Texas, we're like, fuck you and your big trucks and here we're like, fuck me with your trucks.

The pickup truck thing really works here in this. It really does.

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