Have you ever seen a frog with nipples?

Hey, have you ever seen a frog with nipples?

Ladies and gentlemen, that is the energy we are bringing into 2024.

Y'all, I don't get DMs from hot guys asking me for picks of my tits.

I get adorable DMs from your children asking me if frogs have nipples. I love my job.

I am unhinged. I am unwell. Wellness check on Angie, aisle 6, unwell. But you know what?

It's a new year, bitch, and we're're gonna get a spray tan. We're gonna get

our brows done. We're gonna hydrate with our $900 Stanley mugs, get a little pedicure and do the

damn thing. Okay, you don't need to journal your childhood wounds and manifest your future for 2024.

No, you just need to get a spray tan.

What is this accent?

I don't know.

You just need to get a spray tan and get your brows laminated, you know?

Girl, I just got mine laminated and I look so awake and so vibrant.

It's phenomenal.

So that's all you got to do.

And then also, laser hair removal.

I'm hairless and hydrated, girl.

I finally got Cucci laser hair removal.

Brazilian laser hair removal is the best investment of my life. Health is wealth, bitches.

I mean, why was I putting this off for so long? It definitely is an investment, but you know what?

It's virtually painless. And then once I'm done with these eight sessions, I never have to shave down there ever again. And listen,

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