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That was a Southern Granny.

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That was my Southern Grandma.

Listen, friend, I am...

I don't... Can I talk today? I don't know. You know what, I'm recording.

We're just going to keep going, okay? I can't believe people pay me for this shit.

So a few months ago, I was on Facebook and I saw this post from a girl that I had met once before many, many years ago.

And I remember when I met her, she was ripped. I'm talking like

super fit, a six pack that you could great cheese on. And she did like a thousand burpees every day.

You know what I'm saying? She was super ripped. And she posted a photo of her intentionally gaining

a lot of weight in order to relate to her clients or be more empathetic as a fitness

coach, kind of like a fit to fat to fit thing, I guess. And I was like, wow, that's pretty impressive

that she's willing to go through that. And it's kind of cool, but also like, wow, that's, that's,

that's a big deal to be willing to do that, right?

And she made this beautiful post about relatability. I just want to be like you and feel you.

And I just want to know what it's like. I want to know what it's like to have to lose weight and try to look like me.

You know? And I was like, okay, okay, cool, cool. And then a few weeks later, I found out that that entire

post was bullshit. This sweet, sweet, relatable post was fake relatability. She was intentionally

gaining weight so she could get butt implants. Yeah, dude, I know. I've been in the fitness industry.

I've been a content creator for a decade and I fell for this shit. I felt for this hashtag

relatability, hashtag empathy. I fell for this shit. So I'm a little piss because I'm like,

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