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Welcome to Improv for Humans, live at the UCB Theatre, Los Angeles.

Oh, welcome to Improv for using my vessel. That's me. Please welcome John, Daily Neil, Campbell's, and Mora.

Oh, that's a funky electronic car.

That's some good music, right? You guys want to dance? Maybe. That's what you guys want to do first. We have so many options. There's some things I want to get to, but should we just start with the word? Let's just start from fucking old school word. What do you think about that?

Who came from the furthest away you think possibly? Oh, where'd you come from? All right, you win. And Artica here? Nope. All right, what you got for a sir, give us a word any word.

It's a very simplistic word. I used to have, when I grew up, my house, the backyard, if you went through like 20 yards of woods, basically you hit one of the bigger streets that went through my town, control.

And we set up this fort where you could throw mudballs and rocks and snowballs and whatever. And the cars, it was like Vietnam, they had no idea where it was coming from.

And one, one winter, we were throwing snowballs. It was just beautiful. It was just a kid's dream. Every fucking car.

It just fucking, oh, it's so delightful because it was so you couldn't even stop because that's such a big street. You couldn't just stop and try to find us either.

And so we're having a good time and then all of a sudden behind us, my friend's name was Dent. Matthew, Dent, and we turn around and it's Dent's fucking mom. We had hit her van. And she had sussed out the location. And we got busted.

Wow, Dent didn't recognize his own mom's van. This is a busy street. Wow, wow.

When I was in college, we have a three-man slingshot. This is a winter sale in North Carolina. We are on this kind of like hill above like a kind of city, like really shitty suburb kind of thing.

And cars would go by. We would get a three-man slingshot and a basket of oranges. And we would shoot oranges super high in the air and try and hit cars on the highway. And one time we got one into the back of a pickup truck.

And that disturbed us so much that we just stopped because we were like, we could kill baby. What are we doing? You know, it really was truly buried. Like that, I did that when I was a kid, but this was like, we were just like, oh my god, the repercussions of this.

You were adults basically. Yeah, we were adults. Yeah, just doing that.

Oh my god, I'm glad you guys are home. Do you hear on the news? Someone threw their baseball cap off the bridge over the I-40. And I got stuck on a windshield and the car went out of control and burst into flames.

Oh, fuck. What kind of hat? It was actually just like your hat that I'm a stupid hat. Oh, really? Yeah, because I fucking left that at a bar. That's my favorite fucking hat. It's worn in perfectly. I put it around a soup can so I got a nice brim the way I went.

Do you hear what I'm saying? No, no, no, no. Someone probably died. You're saying you found my hat. Wait, what kind of car was it that got into the accident?

Yeah, I hate it. Like for a cool car to explode or something. Oh, dude, if it was that one fucking wrench arrow, that primer gray wrench arrow with the fucking mag wheels. Oh, remember that. Oh, that would be a tragedy. Why are you always weird that hat when you're with me?

It's totally a coincidence, okay? Okay.

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