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welcome to improv for humans live at south by south west

yeah Austin let my listeners that we're recording for this here you

woo this is a nice crown yeah we see house lights I want to see how attractive they are oh yeah we can go one by one oh

spotlight nice hair back of hair

everyone is late like a michael man movie and it's turning me on all right a lot of you probably don't know what the book this is

is a podcast is an improvised podcast we're going to do is we're going to get suggestions from you guys will hear that suggestion think of a story and we're going to jump into a scene

so just with this front row that I can see just to start there so I can see them one of you guys give me a word here to begin

she said gondola that's the one I heard guys you're been on a gondola is that only in say marks in Venice I have been on a gondola

I don't really have a story but it was it kind of the water the water the water smells a bit sore like and it was cold and rainy and there's so many

and it's supposed to be romantic but theoretically right I wasn't traveling did the oarsman sing or is not like a stereotype

uh this felt like a taxi driver who was going home to get his dinner kind of but like he didn't we are tourist off tourism season it was like rainy

January I was with my roommate at the time which was this Japanese kid and this was a year ago we also lived in a 14 year old Japanese

one Morgan understands is every six years of the marriage I get to live with a young Japanese boy there's nothing sexual

it's just uh like Lincoln had an aide living with him in the White House does he attack you like Kato

yes we have that rule he must know it seems stereotypical but he is really good at martial arts

all right we cut to uh we cut to Venice cut to where the gondolas are the gondola men

sweetie you want to take a ride uh I know I've been fighting all night but maybe yeah maybe it's okay yeah sure

let's go enjoy the water what we're American we yeah can you see what what what what please Lira he's just saying hello

oh you just said it so many time who says romantic city in Europe please come get on my boat

don't get on his boat you know my boat uh pay those working please I'm working don't take it he's go to slow I get you there quick

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