Live From Toronto-240-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2014

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Oh, Canada, you're such a nice place with really great denim and also you floss! This is the Live podcast by which all future live shows will be judged. The Canadian Mommies are real and HARD F***IN CORE! Toronto is no joke, you know what we're sayin? Tommy and Tina drop dreams on you! Who requested a T Bunz piledriver? Which race crawled up in Tina in her sleep-filled mind? We try to understand what people are sayin. Pretty sure that one of them is even too advanced for the most seasoned mom. Give it a shot, ketchup/mustard! Can Britney Spears sing? We have evidence that suggests your opinion on her vocals has always been on point. Plus Aunty FeeFee drops knowledge thru music and Top Dog raises even his own brown bar! Remember, "It's Only Smells."

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0:00.0	Yeah, we're rolling.
0:20.0	Oh, this is it. The big kaboom.
0:25.0	Toronto episode live from Toronto, you're going to get it here in just a moment.
0:31.0	Very quickly, right now, I am in Hartford, Connecticut at the Funnybone in Manchester at the mall.
0:42.0	I'm sorry, where?
0:44.0	Hartford. Thank you.
0:47.0	Next week, Friday, Saturday and Sunday only, Christina and I are together at the Ontario, California improv.
0:56.0	Please come out and see us together.
1:00.0	I have a bunch of dates coming up, including Sacramento, Columbus, Pittsburgh, and Denver.
1:08.0	I'm excited about all of them. There's a bunch of other shows there.
1:11.0	All at tomsagura.com. Christina P, which dates do you want to go?
1:16.0	Well, guys, obviously on Ontario. And then I go to Rupert Feathers in Sunnyvale as well in August.
1:24.0	But if you are local and you're in Los Angeles, so, like, County, please come see me August 9th at the ice house in the side room in the annex.
1:32.0	I'll do two shows, 739.30 and it's for real, Mommies.
1:38.0	Real Mommies only. So, if you're not real.
1:46.0	Don't even show up, you're not real.
1:48.0	Leave it at home. We want only the most real.
1:53.0	You know what I'm saying?
1:54.0	Yeah, I know what you're saying. Let's see.
1:57.0	Also, please check out your Momm's house podcast.com.
2:00.0	If you're at the Toronto show and you're looking for those pictures, we don't have the update from the photographer yet.
2:07.0	But they will be posted on the site, so keep checking there. Hopefully, when this is up, you'll be hearing this.
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