239-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2014

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Oh Jeans can you see, that America is the best and loudest place in the world! Can you tell when an A1 US of A person is around? Let's break it down! If someone told you to Go F yourself, could you? Black Salami has something show the people who doubt that he can. WARNING, it's NSFHE - Not Safe For Human Eyes. How does God do a new thang if he's still doin the same thang?!?!?! Momstralia/Australia speaks English...sort of. Can you understand this bloke? We have Dental Updates all around plus more from our favorite Dog Trainer, Peter Caine. Things are getting weirder. Big Shouts to Ontario, Canada for all the love this past week. That's some real nice denim you guys have up there. This episode will make you wish your peepee was stuck in Budder.

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0:00.0	You're penis, it hurts so bad do you understand?
0:09.0	You jackass, I hate it when you do this.
0:12.0	You stop together, ask to ask, oh butter girl,
0:18.0	you know me in the butt and then you get stuck in.
0:21.0	I'm so confused like you have one tail and two head,
0:24.0	two body, four I'm on two tongue, oh my,
0:27.0	I'm so confused, you're the man lazy,
0:30.0	you're the god damn man, if they say go ring,
0:33.0	anyway it's a beautiful day,
0:35.0	god damn it, bird shut up,
0:38.0	oh no it's not together,
0:41.0	oh no it's not together,
0:44.0	it's not together,
0:46.0	it's not together,
0:48.0	it's not together,
0:50.0	it's not together,
0:52.0	it's not together,
0:54.0	oh no it's not together,
0:57.0	it's not together,
1:00.0	it's not riding,
1:03.0	oh my god the kiss connected by the button,
1:06.0	hello doggy,
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