241-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2014

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Eat the booty, if you want to be in the gang! That's a philosophy the mommies can definitely support! Trick loves the kids, but he's also way into eating the booty. We acknowledge and honor his passion. Are you passionate about it too? Please do tell us. When the jeans step into the bedroom, it's full of hungry eyes and hardcore RAP! Tina knows her man likes beats and rhymes, so she's shifting her sensibilites and wooing her man with that BASS! Are farts foreplay? We think it is even if you don't think it is - It's Only Smells... There's only one group of people ruining the flowers in Elizabeth Park, do you know what type of gypsy we're referring to? Take a guess. You gots to feed a bitch!!!

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0:00.0	This is real gangster shit
0:30.0	This weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday you get two moms for the
0:42.8	price of one two moms one jeans we were in Ontario,
0:47.7	Canadian not too long ago now we're going into Ontario,
0:52.5	California the state of Ontario that's right the inland empire though this
0:58.0	time California the discount mall comes to us it really is isn't it really
1:06.4	is it rare by the way that we do stand up together like this it doesn't
1:12.1	happen a lot a special favor we put it that put it this way for the last I
1:18.1	don't know six seven eight months we did New Year's together we did a
1:24.8	Valentine's day together and then this is it but don't let that stop you from
1:30.6	coming to see your main mommy August 9th in Pasadena so listen if you're close
1:36.7	to the dinner I say come out there August 9th at the ice house in the
1:40.2	side room the small room I'll be telling joke 730 and 930 for real
1:45.8	mommies only are you a real mommy proven yeah I want to see you there August 9th
1:50.8	and I mean it all right I mean a lot to me guys small room here's some
1:55.2	service some more fun I'm in Sacramento next week the punchline that's in the
2:01.0	inner sack okay all right please come out that is July 31st
2:08.8	August 2nd then I'm doing the Pittsburgh improv with your baby's mother your
2:14.8	baby's father excuse me and also the concierge Matt Fulshar on the full charge
2:21.6	we're doing the Pittsburgh improv together August 7th 8th 9th and 10th and then I
2:28.8	go to Columbus Ohio with denim on denim Gatorade and hot dogs for life
2:35.3	Jeff Tate that's August 14th through 17 so live on that diet I know then one of
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