Yeah, I know. I know. We're in a motel right now. San Francisco. It's goddamn cold. The coldest winter was a summer in San Francisco. I don't know who said that. You go to Dino. It was Dino. And that brings us to the reason why we're in this motel room. Yeah, Dino. We're actually casting a, well, we wanted to come, shoot a gay porn.

We wanted to come to the heart of the gay city.

Castro, right?

And we figured it'd be a good time to announce something.

This isn't, this something that might, people might be shocked.

Sorry, people are going to come in and out.

People are going to come in.

Nico's going to fucking interrupt us. It's okay. Swolby came in.

Swolby's here, looking good, looking sharp. He thinks he's getting pussy tonight, but when

does he not think he's getting pussy tonight? I wanted to announce something and I think

it might come as a shock to a lot of the fans. But

money talks and we have convinced Dino to shoot a gay porn and he's going to do it.

He's going to deny it because it's actually going to be, he's going to be wearing a ski mask

in the actual gay porn. So it's going to be anonymous and he he can keep up the front by saying, gay, no, no, here on camera. But we know the truth, Leo. Right. And he's lucky that he has. Hey, put the mic down. But shut up, do you know? He's lucky that he has. Shut the fuck up, you know. He's lucky that he has a body that looks like so many other gay porn stars.

It's a skinny man that looks like so many other gay porn stars.

It's a skinny man that looks like a teenager with a huge penis.

You can't resist.

If a girl walks down Melrose Boulevard with the narrow, narrow waist, Leo, and triple D's...

And the yoga pants, yeah.

Just as sure as water runs downhill, she will end up in the porn industry.

Yep.

Dino, with that narrow frame, that handsome jaw, that big penis, he had to make his way into gay porn.

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