Really, Miko?

Yep. Really? It's 11 a.m. You're drinking an 8% white claw. You got the stronger white claw. You get the strong one? Danny, there's one that's 5% and there's one that's 8%. What do you think that one is there? It's like Mike's harder. Yes. Lemonade. This is white claw clawiereer. Right. White claw. Why not whiter claw? Wider claw. Danny, let's just say. It might even be racist. Hey. Daniel, let's just say it's like him going from Oxy to heroin. Heroin. Nico, you're pretty much doing heroin at 11 a.m. right now. Yeah. That's what that means. I heard time isn't of any... Right into the mic. Right into the mic. I heard that time is of no constraint here. Like, it's five o'clock somewhere. In the Danny and Leo show... Unfortunately, Leo has made that argument many times in the past. Leo, when you called Nico earlier, you told me all about it. I guess the first thing he said, because we thought we were going to come in here, discuss politics, maybe talk a

little bit about literature. Instead, Nico's on the phone. Is it right if I swing by 7-Eleven and get

some alcohol? Yeah. And Leo goes, Nico, are you kidding me? Come on, man,

you can't just maybe do this sober.

You can't just have a conversation with a sober on a couch. Come on, dude. You know I get nervous when I'm on microphone. And also I'm driving all the way fucking up here for you guys. Come on. All right. Have a little fun, Neeks. have a little fond.

Nico, you're an alcoholic.

You're unrepentant about it.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Cheers. have a little fond. You're an alcoholic. You're unrepentant about it. What do you have to say for yourself? Cheers, boys. You have to drive home. You're going to kill a family. He's honestly making me a little angry because he has liquid death hat on, which they don't sponsor us, Danny. They have, you are you drinking it? It's good.

Why?

Because there's no BPA. Yeah, I know. There's no BPA. Do I want any BPA in my system, Leo? I don't even know what it is. I don't either. I have no fucking idea what BPA is. I can't guess any of the letters. I can't guess a single letter of BPA. Because King Crocker, our conspiracy theorist here, he totally knows what it is.

It's plus. give the letters. I can't guess a single letter of BPA. Because King Crock, our conspiracy theorist here,

he totally knows what it is. It's plastic pretty much. Can we, Austin, can you look up BPA for me?

Is it the Chinese also King Crock? Most likely, honestly, to keep it 100% real. Yeah. The biggest trash pile in the world by far is in China. It's actually two of the most

polluted rivers on earth are in China. Are they big? They have more trash in, uh, than the,

the Indians though, the, you know, from India, they also pollute big time. Big time. You know what we do with our trash, right?

We don't have enough landfill space, so we pay other countries like India and China to take our trash in barges.

And then they throw our trash into their rivers so it does fucking nothing.

How much you have to pay ship station to get Nico on one of those barges?

Slap a label right on Nico's forehead. It's one of our sponsors today, ship station, by the way. Throw them out. Just want to throw them to the trash. Nico, you know how happy I would be, I know there are barges out in New York, Leo. Would you incinerate that little fucker. I would just, I want to see him just,

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