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🗓️ 16 July 2014
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode was sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. They asked us to not read an ad. Enjoy the show. |
0:19.6 | Oh, welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Bester. That's me. This is Improv for Humans today for |
0:27.6 | other humans and was able to be improvising. Off your suggestion, given to me, at Matt Bester on Twitter, |
0:32.7 | go there, guys. Give me a word. We turn it into comedy gold. We got some of the best improvisers |
0:39.5 | in the universe here. Neil Casey, Will Heinz, Joe Wanger, and Mitch McGee. Welcome, guys. |
0:46.4 | Hi. Hello. Hello. You guys just want to dive right in? Let's just do this, right? Yeah, |
0:51.6 | let's do it. Yeah, it's waste no time. Yeah. Justin Laco's not Laco's. Laco says elevator. |
1:00.1 | Elevator makes me think of I used to be very claustrophobic when I was a kid and anytime I was in |
1:08.7 | like a big crowd of people, I would basically have like a spell, have like a dizzy spell and pass out. |
1:18.7 | So church a lot of times, I would like have a dizzy spell and faint and then in elevators, |
1:25.5 | I would get really scared. And my dad is like a very like kind of like tough like blue collar guy. |
1:33.4 | And when I was a kid, I asked him if we were ever in an elevator and it got stuck. I asked him if |
1:39.0 | he would knock me out like the way that cops do. Like had the way that Bruce Willis will do in a |
1:44.0 | movie where he just like quickly knocks a guy out so they're unconscious. And my dad said that he |
1:48.6 | would do that if we got stuck in an elevator. And I think my dad probably could knock me out, |
1:54.0 | but in a way that would like do real harm to me. I wouldn't just wake up from him be okay. |
1:59.7 | Is that good? Social services. Yeah, hi. How can I help you? |
2:07.8 | Hi. Are you Mr. Hines? Yes, that's right. Okay. My name is Mr. Buster from Social Services. |
2:14.5 | Hey, great to meet you. Okay. Um, not so fast. Okay. We're here because of complaint. |
2:21.6 | With some complaints that you've been, let me read here, you've been knocking out your son |
2:27.9 | on a regular basis. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you're just going to admit this right away. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
2:32.8 | I mean, it's okay. I'm going to have to take him away. We can't. |
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