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Hey everybody, Seth Rose, Chris Deathord, Owen Bird, I'm Matt Besser, and welcome to Improv for Human.

Wow, I haven't been here in years. You guys played here before?

I did a show here yesterday. Oh, there you go. I was going to get over here. You haven't established it for it yet?

Yeah, I do, man. I really do. Those were the days yesterday. I forgot to mention my life fell apart since then, so.

I'm wondering if I should tell this story. I think I will. So we were doing Ask Cat here at the punchline many years ago.

Oh, dude, I think I was actually you're I was here. You were watching it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, maybe actually maybe you remember this, but we got a suggestion of marriage or wedding or something like that.

Is anyone related to me here today?

That's the mistake I made that night.

But we got this wedding or marriage or something like that was the suggestion, and I had just been to my brother's wedding that summer, and he had a very non-traditional wedding.

It was a new Mexico, and if you know anything about like Santa Fe, it's like they combine all religions into, you know, just take a little bit of everything. That's what his wedding was about.

And make long story short, I was making fun of it, and making fun of all the different parts of it, and it was killing. It was going really well, my little story.

And I think I'm standing out here just like this. I'm going, I'm telling the story, and everyone's laughing, and I look down at this position right here, and I see a woman not laughing at all with her arms crossed.

And I'm like, in my head, that's my fucking sister-in-law.

I'm making fun of her wedding. She doesn't live in San Francisco, and in my head I'm like, am I just fucking thinking that's her?

Because she's not laughing.

I'm like, no, that can't be her. So then I finished the store, and like I said, I went well, and all I'm thinking is like, so I get down here, and I kind of lean down, I'm like, that's fucking her.

And so what do you think I'm thinking at this point, I'm like, what am I going to say after the show?

And after the show, I just went to, I was like, hey, as if I had known she was there, and that's why I was telling the story.

And she's like, so you didn't like my wedding, huh?

The amount of religions that went into that wedding, can she forgive you in my next second wedding?

Native Americans would have forgiven.

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