120.5 Lauren Lapkus, Stephanie Allynne, Mary Holland, Erin Whitehead

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2014

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Bonus Cut: Male Mom - Lauren Lapkus, Stephanie Allynne, Mary Holland, and Erin Whitehead aka Wild Horses are back this week to deal with baby leashes and a male mom on a bonus episode of improv4humans with Matt Besser! Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser's new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon's new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0	Bonus episode featuring Lauren Lapis, Stephanie Allen, Erin Whitehead, and Mary Hollumny.
0:17.0	Crap on YouTube.
0:19.0	Hey, Brett, why don't we crap on YouTube?
0:22.0	Yeah, this is from Johnny Marco. It's called a, it's a shock collar rant.
0:29.0	Shock collar rant.
0:30.0	Shock collar rant.
0:32.0	Right. Now, sick and tired of you people just getting up me for no reason.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	It was posted video and I had a dog in it with a fucking shock collar on.
0:45.0	And then people start getting up me to say, why is it dog wearing a shock collar?
0:50.0	Oh my goodness.
0:51.0	Well, if you fucking start listening to me instead of like just judging me for no reason,
0:57.0	then you'd have to say why that dog's wearing a fucking shock collar.
1:00.0	What the?
1:01.0	Now, that dog was wearing a shock collar because if he's not wearing a shock collar,
1:07.0	he's going next door and killing every fucking animal that they have in their house.
1:12.0	And if he's not there, he's down there killing their pets.
1:15.0	And if he's not there, he's having their killing their pets, that dog is a fucking killer.
1:20.0	He will kill anything, any does.
1:23.0	You just keep going back in my video catalog.
1:25.0	You'll see how many pets and animals he's killed.
1:28.0	Christ, that's all he does is kill stuff.
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