Welcome to Improv 4 Humans, live from San Francisco Improv Festival, with improvisation legends

Bob Dessie and Susan Lussing. The human audio recording is less than perfect at first, but

it gets better, so don't miss your human parents.

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I'm going to say it's a three-dimensional, that's one. It looks like there's LEDs in it too, does it flash? What do you do? It's transmitting somewhere. It photographs everything, even things not here. Even our thoughts. Your thoughts, yeah.

I'm nishit, you're talking a nipotent in your show. Yeah. It's a theme.

Humans, this is what we're going to do here at the Improv Podcast. We're going to take a suggestion from you. We're going to tell a story or whatever occurs to us on that word, and then we'll jump into a scene, and then we'll rinse and repeat. It's just that easy.

So let's just, to begin, let me get something from this area, because I can see you. Give us a good word this area over here. What'd you say? Nurse.

You guys have a nurse story? Nurse story? I got a nurse story, but it's my wife's nurse story, and she's not here. So I'm going to tell it. But she had her grandmother was in a nursing home.

Well, yeah, hold on. That gets better. And this was in Oklahoma, if I'm not mistaken, Oklahoma, Texas. All the same.

And the nurse that took care of her grandmother was a very large black woman that was transvestite. So she had facial hair. And this is, you know, Oklahoma's not really known for their acceptance.

Not her, but the woman did such a great job with her grandmother than nobody complained. And the grandfather was thrilled and loved her and talked to her wonderfully. And nobody ever made a point to say, wait a minute, or anything. And it was really a kind of a wonderful thing.

You said her. So what was her name? I don't know. Okay. Well, I mean, she's transvestite. She wasn't transgender. Well, honestly, I didn't get that far as far as I don't know what I just know that she was that she had facial hair. I don't know if she was in a transitional state, but she was definitely straddling something.

Okay, Susan, the good news is we have found a surgeon that can do this operation.

So grateful. Thank you so much. I know it's a difficult operation. It is. There are many doctors in the United States that can handle this.

Yeah. It's not bad news. It's just other news. We'll call it. Okay.

The doctor who can do this, perform this certain surgery, he thinks he's a cat. He is a genius, but he does prefer to be addressed as a cat.

Is he going to lick me this operation? I don't understand. What would you mean? He thinks he's a cat.

Usually just slick strangers. No, he might lick himself when he's cleaning up.

It would be nice if he does arc his back, just give him a light pet. Hello, is this the patient? Hello, doctor.

Oh, God. Your fur is on point today. Thank you so much. It's a lot of work going into surgery like this.

Nice kitty. Don't patronize him. He's a full grown cat. He's not a kitten.

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