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All right, welcome to improv. For you, this is me, Matt Bessler. There's Matt Walsh and Ian

Roberts. Hey guys, thanks for being here tonight. Hi everybody. What a classy joint. I hear

this is their first show here, guys. We're breaking it in. Really ironic. This is I've never

taken a room's virginity before. Oh, yeah. Is it tight? No, I think it must have experimented with

crowds. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Like it put crowds in itself before, before the true virgin room.

Not a true virgin room, right? Like it's high and it's broken. Okay. Yeah, this room's time.

But it hasn't. This is the first time. It's like a porno virgin. They're not really virgins.

Yeah, or an anal virgin. Yeah, yeah. This is a great start to the show. This is I like that.

Well, this is exactly what the show is. Yeah. It doesn't get different. Yeah. I have something

I'd like to speak about if you don't mind. All right, welcome in prompt for humans. Can we

improvise off of whatever this is? You probably could. Have you noticed that some places have the

washed your hands thing and it's like kind of snarky? Where? It's the government. Well, this

bathroom had it. And it says California state law and common decency. Whoa. It requires

that you wash your hands, which implies that they're talking to someone that wasn't going to wash

their hands. I don't know if it needs to be a reprimand. It's supposed to be. Maybe they think

certain people are just trying to fuck the man. They're like an hour. Oh, so they wouldn't wash

their heads to get. Yo, man. I know what the government wants your hands. See you're about to wash

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