Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2014

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!

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0:00.0	Let me tell y'all something.
0:02.4	Cops are bald and shit.
0:05.0	San Francisco.
0:08.0	Excuse me.
0:09.0	Man Francisco, are you all ready?
0:12.0	What's wrong with you?
0:17.0	What's wrong with y'all?
0:21.0	Nick is y'all crazy.
0:25.0	Put your hands together for your mother's tummy and Tina.
0:32.0	Hello, jeans, man Francisco.
0:35.0	Hi.
0:36.0	Hello, jeans, man Francisco.
0:52.0	Hi.
0:56.0	Great job on the announcements.
0:59.0	That was fantastic.
1:04.0	So what's up?
1:07.0	Do you guys like my new jacket?
1:11.0	Who's jacket do you like better?
1:14.0	Tom's creepy windbreaker.
1:18.0	What the fuck is going on?
1:22.0	Do a catwalk.
1:25.0	Maybe they're not looking at it.
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