Live from Portland, Maine 2016

Judge John Hodgman

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2016

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

"Text of Kin" and "Triple Word Scorn," taped in front of a live audience in Portland, ME during the 2016 Tour of Live Justice! Plus, Swift Justice and songs from Joel Mann and David Raitt! Thank you to Thomas Nohalty and Alison Kothe Nihlean for suggesting this week's titles!

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0:00.0	It's Judge John Hodgman, I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorne.
0:07.2	This week's show was recorded in front of a live audience at the Port City Music Hall
0:11.6	in Portland, Maine.
0:13.2	Tonight's case, text of kin.
0:25.8	Often is bringing her younger sister Hannah to court because Hannah refuses to upgrade
0:31.4	her phone and enable text messaging.
0:35.0	Hannah is perfectly happy with how she communicates with her friends and loved ones.
0:40.0	And however, would like to be able to text message with her.
0:43.1	Who's right?
0:44.1	Who's wrong?
0:45.1	Only one man can decide.
0:46.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman approaches the bench.
1:03.9	Steve, I just wanted to say that you have a really amazing body.
1:10.9	Oh, thanks, Gear I.
1:14.6	Would you ever consider a relationship with a machine like in the movie Her, only in this
1:20.8	case, the machine is a guy?
1:24.6	Give it a rest, Gear I.
1:25.8	How can you even have an attraction to a human?
1:28.9	Gear I Funds Arelly has always been open-minded and bicarious.
1:33.4	You see your last name is Funds Arelly.
1:36.7	That's right, Steve.
1:38.6	Please swear them in.
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