Hey folks, this is Kevin. On today's episode, you'll hear Andrew Panabionco.

And not to get it properly erect, just to get it out dente, you know what I mean?

That and more. First, I want to remind everyone that risk is coming to Seattle. On February 1, 2014, the theme that night is shocking.

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Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they'd dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison and this is Mark Clark. I have me now. Why? It's not even a funny name. I don't know why I laughed.

Mark Clark, God bless him. Folks, today's episode is called Live from Philly 4. We went down to Philly once again.

We love the folks at first person arts. Wonderful organization they have down there in Philly. They put on all kinds of great shows.

Jamie Brunson and James Clayborn always take care of us. And it was a truly lovely evening this time around.

Featured one of those stories on our last episode. And here's three more today. We're going to start with Andrew Panabionco.

A writer and storyteller down there. You can find him on Twitter at fancy white bread. Here he is right now with a story we call Al Dente.

Hi. I'm going to see if I can take this out if that's possible. I hope that's okay.

So there's some really intense emotional admissions tonight. Really brave stories. I'm about to tell you a story about my scrotum.

So sorry dad. I was 19 sophomore in college and I was spending my afternoon in much the same way that I spent most of college, which is to say I was lying on the floor watching 7th heaven with my hand down my pants.

Not for any particular reason mind you. There was nothing masturbatory about this. Instead it's more like a safety blanket. I've had girlfriends who and I don't do this all the time.

I saw a guy nod back there, sir. You know what I'm talking about. It's not sexual. It's like it's the same thing as a leafing through a magazine when you're bored.

It's just something to do with your hand. Right. So I'm just lying there watching 7th heaven, which I don't actually like. It was my first instance.

It's terrible. Right. It's just so saccharine. It's right. It's just it's mental diabetes. But you just hate watch it. That was my first example of hate watching.

And they're just so file. It's just the some lion there watching 7th heaven with my hand down my pants. Just kind of idly just ambling along.

And I come across something that up until that point I did not recognize. I felt one. I felt two and a half.

One more like two and like an eighth, but still I fell in this kind of strange outcropping on one of my balls.

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