Live from LA! w. Karen Bass
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco come to you live from LA, reuniting for the first time since pre-pandemic! They kick off the show interviewing LA’s (hopefully) future mayor Congresswoman Karen Bass about all things midterms. Then, Megan Gailey, Julissa Arce, and Kiran Deol join to talk about the doomed fate of wife guys. Finally, the crew finishes the show reading and arguing about hot takes from the audience.
Show Notes
Karen Bass
Roger Stone calls Ivanka Trump an 'abortionist bitch' after not getting January 6 pardon
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| 0:00.0 | Hello you're about to hear a very special live episode featuring me, |
| 0:05.2 | Alyssa, Kiran, Megan, Julisa and the one and only Karen Bass. |
| 0:09.2 | Enjoy. Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:18.5 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:21.5 | I'm Erin Ryan. And I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:25.0 | Alyssa! |
| 0:26.0 | Okay, Alyssa, I'm sorry, does something feel like a little different to you this week? |
| 0:33.5 | Do you mean that I can touch you? |
| 0:37.0 | We hugged earlier. |
| 0:38.1 | We did hug. |
| 0:39.1 | We kept that personal. |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.1 | Private. |
| 0:42.1 | You know, it might be that you can touch me and that we're in a studio here |
| 0:45.2 | live with 40 hysteria superfans at Serious XM. It might be that or it might be that |
| 0:51.6 | that I'm used to having a laptop. |
| 0:54.0 | Okay, Alyssa, let's start the news with a word from a hysterical man. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh, my favorite kind. |
| 1:01.0 | Jared Kushner has an IQ of 70. He's coming to my end. kind. very quickly. He has a hundred security guards. I'll have five thousand |
| 1:16.2 | security guards. You want to fight? Let's fight. |
| 1:18.4 | Fuck you. Fuck you and your abortionist bitch daughter. |
| 1:22.3 | Woeh! Man You and you're abortionist bitch daughter. |
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