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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Live from DCM 18: Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh, John Gemberling, Ben Schwartz

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

LIVE from DCM 18 - Live from the 18th annual Del Close Marathon in New York comes this week's episode of improv4humans! Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh, John Gemberling, and Ben Schwartz join Matt Besser for a historic live recording where we'll hear scenes about peeing on your teacher's car, trying to find a shammy for your nipples, and getting someone to clean up after a Purge. Then, we'll find out what it takes to deal with trainees at a Greyhound station and why it's crucial to pronounce a name correctly.

Transcript

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0:00.0

In Proff 4th Humans Alive at the 2016 Delklo Smarthon.

0:10.0

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Impra for Human!

0:21.0

With me, Matt Besseren, that's Ian Roberts.

0:25.0

John Gimberling, Ben Schwartz, Matt Walls.

0:37.0

Guys, we got to bring it into midnight together!

0:46.0

Some of you have been here since what?

0:50.0

Right? Some of you?

0:53.0

All right, what we're going to do is we're going to take a suggestion from the guys sitting on the floor here to begin.

0:59.0

We'll tell a story, then we'll do some improv and begin again.

1:03.0

It didn't have to be you or you okay?

1:05.0

You don't have to be the one that says the word.

1:08.0

Oh, you know what though? You do.

1:14.0

Okay, guys, she's going to give us a word and it's going to be the best suggestion of the DCM.

1:21.0

Trucker hat?

1:23.0

Trucker hat, how do you think of that?

1:27.0

Some people, guys, some audience members just got it.

1:31.0

Trucker hat, guys.

1:35.0

We tell a story first, anybody?

1:40.0

Trucker hats aren't hip anymore.

1:43.0

They were sort of...

1:45.0

Oh, fucking great.

1:47.0

I don't think that's a true trucker hat.

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