Jon Gabrus, Nicole Parker, Paul Rust

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2016

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Marilyn Monroebot - Jon Gabrus, Nicole Parker, and Paul Rust join Matt Besser on this week's improv4humans for scenes about the dangers of animal trading cards, an urban survivalist, and the trials of a horny ghost. Plus, we'll get to know the new interns, and Matt gets a call from a long-lost relative.

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0:27.1	Tell us about this camera, Kevin, tell me when we're live.
0:29.5	Is this some kind of wide angle lens?
0:33.0	That's like a taxi cab confession's camera.
0:35.8	That's how you know it.
0:39.0	God, I never watched a show so much just to hope to see sex.
0:44.6	They had sex on that?
0:46.2	Every once in a while, a couple would get Randy in the back seat.
0:49.8	And I would trust me, I've sat through countless episodes, because we had HBO, but this
0:55.4	was, you know, mid-90s, so there's no porn on.
0:59.4	I'd stay up to, like, two in the morning on a school night, which would be like, there's
1:04.2	going to be tits.
1:05.2	I feel like they hint that it's going to happen on that show.
1:08.8	Oh, of course.
1:09.8	Yeah.
1:10.8	HBO used to, like, when they brief nudity or sexual content, I would be like, well, I'm
1:15.8	staying up until whatever that brief nudity is.
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