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improv4humans with Matt Besser

LIVE from DCM 17 Pt. 3

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

LIVE from DCM 17 Pt. 3 - Recorded LIVE at UCBeast from the 17th Annual Del Close Marathon in New York is part 3 of a monumental improv4humans with Matt Besser featuring the greatest improvisers in the universe, John Gemberling, Brett Gelman, Brian McCann, and Charlie Todd. Listen as they explore a world where prisoners love long-form improvisation, Poseidon and Satan discuss why he still uses the pitchfork as an intimidation tool, and police officers who have a Good Cop/Bad Jewish cop routine. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

And I'm saying hello to John Gimberling. Are you here, John? See here. It's the next

0:19.9

guys here. There he is. Brett Gellman and Brian McCann. What's up guys? Hey man.

0:38.1

Grab a microphone. What's going on? Welcome. So happy. Look at this.

0:43.0

Can forever. What's up, buddy? Oh, hey man. At a timer set, my parking is one hour.

0:50.5

Okay. You have a car in the city. No, I came from a Rockland County. Nice. Is that

0:58.3

any? Is that anywhere near where the escapees are? I don't know where Rockland is.

1:03.0

Oh, no, the escapees are well-north by now. Yeah. Do we know the current news? Is one guy

1:09.4

still on the lamb? Yes, he's still on the lamb. Yeah. Maybe he's here right now. What's

1:15.5

that? Maybe he's here right now. Not be in the audience. He could be like, I'm going

1:20.4

to DCM. That's probably why they escaped at that certain time to make DCM. I probably let's

1:27.6

cut to the, let's cut to that prison cell. Right. As this game's happening. Yeah, it's

1:34.2

in a month. Let's go. Damn premium shows already sold out. The fuck are we doing, man?

1:41.0

Let's just stay in here. All right, slides out. God damn it. I got to get to that daily

1:48.2

show, writer show. Hey, yeah, it's me, Snake. I hear it's up, Snake. Will you guys shut

1:58.2

the fuck up about long form improvisation, please? You understand? You understand that it's

2:03.2

like a, it's a way of life, dude. It's not just a set of principles for comedy. It's some stupid

2:07.6

nerd shit, okay? I don't got it here. I'm already in here for life. I don't have to hear

2:12.2

you guys talking about fucking long form all the time every day, every night. And besides,

2:18.2

it don't get better than Greg Proops and Colin Machery. Getting down. T-bone, man. Nobody

2:27.2

watches that show anymore on the outside. No? Oh, well, I got it here. Yeah, you

2:33.1

got a bunch of it in my head. In my head. If I have to hear you sing another hoedown

2:39.7

jam from Colin Machery, man, I'm going to put a gun in my head. Jesus Christ. Put your arms

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