Live at UCB Sunset w/ Ian Roberts, John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Here Comes the Petroleum: Live at UCB Sunset - Ian Roberts, John Gemberling, and Gil Ozeri join Matt Besser live at UCB Sunset for this week's improv4humans. Audience questions inspire scenes about fine bathroom art, a greeting card writers' room, and the world's leading sexual engineer. Later, they open the very first private McDonalds, and a feudal lord roleplays as one of his filthy peasants. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/improv).

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0:00.0	We're going to be going to be going to be a mega.
0:08.6	Yeah, keep it going, keep them using go-in.
0:13.9	Welcome to Improper Humans with Maddie V. That's me, don't feel any pressure to clap sir.
0:20.6	That's what I give to you in the holidays.
0:22.2	Don't have to clap to the intro of the fucking show.
0:25.0	This is the last place on the Ian Roberts John Gimmer, Licking out, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the song of the summer, right?
0:49.7	Kill the song of the summer. Was that the song of the summer?
0:53.6	Sure, yeah. Were you dancing to this summer?
1:00.0	I don't know. What's that mannequin song? Black Beatles? Is that right?
1:03.6	Yeah, let's cue that up. Sure.
1:08.0	So you were dancing to that?
1:09.6	I guess you're not supposed to dance to it. You're supposed to stay still.
1:13.6	The mannequin challenge was to that song, I think.
1:18.6	Do you guys see that mannequin challenge with all the guys with guns or like 12 kids with guns?
1:26.0	Did you not see that? Cue that up for me, guys.
1:29.4	How many people saw that? And just me?
1:33.2	It was crazy it got in trouble for this. It was a terrible idea.
1:36.4	Yeah, it was a bad idea. I hope they had orange tips on the...
1:39.4	Oh, no. They're guns. Oh, no.
1:41.8	I remember that kind of ruined guns.
1:44.2	Oh, yeah. Not just the tips, but the whole things were like multi-colored.
1:47.8	Yeah. Now, I grew up in the era when guns looked like you could kill someone with them.
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