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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Armen Weitzman, Mike Mitchell, Amanda Sitko, Mookie Blaiklock

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2016

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

An Armen Brown Christmas - Christmas time is here, and its up to Charlie Brown (Armen Weitzman) to save the holidays by directing the annual Christmas Podcast for Mike Mitchell, Amanda Sitko, Mookie Blaiklock, Matt Besser, and the rest of the Peanuts gang. Will Charlie find the tolerance to keep Christmas cheerful? Does Pig-Pen harbor alt-right tendencies? Will Santa bring Sally the dildo she asks for? Tune in to find out!This episode is sponsored by Foot Cardigan (www.footcardigan.com code: IMPROV).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Humans, it is the holiday season, it is the winter season, you need to give, you

0:08.9

gotta give people something they're gonna at least use a little. And we all use

0:16.0

socks every day. That's your some damn hippie on the beach. And in the winter, you

0:23.7

you can tell I have a cold right now. I wasn't wearing my foot cardigans. Now I'm gonna wear my

0:30.9

foot cardigans and keep warm and they're styling, they start $9 a month. That is nothing. That is

0:39.0

giving the gift that literally keeps giving. Go to footcardigan.com right now, get 10% off your

0:46.0

purchase with a coupon code improv. But guys, it's not just gifts for other people. Gift yourself.

0:53.6

Footcardigan.com, enter promo code improv. Check out for 10% off humans. You gotta give a gift,

1:00.4

and everyone wants some style and socks to be a classic man.

1:04.7

And I'm in brown Christmas.

1:19.8

Christmas time is here. Happiness and cheer. Fun for all that children call their favorite

1:34.4

time of year. Snowflakes in the air. Carols everywhere. Olden times and ancient

1:50.2

times of love and dreams to share. Slay bells in the air. Beauty everywhere. You'll

2:05.2

tie by the fireside and joyful memories there. Christmas time is here. We'll be drawing near.

2:22.0

Oh, that we could always see such spirits through the year. Okay, guys, let's

2:30.8

Charlie. Yeah. Do you not know how to harmonize like the whole point of harmony is to come in at a

2:38.6

different. Right. Well, for me, it was yeah, being the last person to come in, it just should be

2:44.8

the easiest. Well, right. But that's my point. Why do I gotta be last? Why do I have? I like the song,

2:51.2

you know, or because I'm my nose or something. Are you saying you feel felt cheated out of verses?

2:56.9

I'm just saying yes. Sounds cooler when right. Right. Joining in one at a time. And Charlie,

3:02.0

we also said that we also decided to say who wants to come in at what verse and do what harmony,

3:07.6

and you just kind of waited quietly until the end. So you got stuck at the end. Well, I want to be

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