This episode of Offair is brought to you by Thomas Fudge's Biscuits.

We've got a bit of a reputation, haven't we, Jane.

Our desk here at Times Towers is pretty famous for having the most delicious sweet treats in the office.

Yep, guilty as charged, but we're not into any old treats. No, sir. Only the most elevated biscuit makes the grade.

Because we're so classy. May we introduce you to Thomas Fudgeers,

born from the expert British craftsmanship of inventive Dorset bakers in 1916.

Thomas Fudgeers, Florentines are an indulgent blend of moorish caramel,

exquisite almonds and luscious fruits draped in silky smooth Belgian chocolate.

Oh, you've said a few key words there, Fee, exquisite, moorish.

Exactly the way my colleagues would describe me, I'm sure.

Did you say sophisticated?

I didn't, but I can.

Just like the biscuits, you're very sophisticated, darling.

And like you, Thomas Fudge's believes that indulgence is an art form

and it should be done properly or not at all, Jane.

I concur.

Thomas Fudges, hats off to remarkable biscuits.

This episode of Offair is sponsored by Stripe and Stair,

makers of the world's most comfortable underwear.

Now look, there are loads and loads of

different types of knicker, aren't there? You've got your lucky pants, that's if you're lucky,

you've got fancy pants, the pants that match the bra that you never wear, and the list goes on.

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