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Happy Friday. Word. Word to your mother's parish orphans and retrogrades.

Happy Friday.

Today I'm going to be talking about our worst president ever, maybe our worst leader ever,

ecumenically speaking, in America.

Abe Lincoln.

Abe Lincoln's like the grandfather I never had.

That's what people all think.

You've been taught to think Abe Lincoln.

Honest Abe was a good Christian man who loved you and helped widows.

Didn't hold seances in the White House by any standard means.

Loved people of all colors of the rainbow.

Loved the South as well.

Was not a tyrant.

And had a super badass beard that didn't connect here.

That's the only true part.

The last part is that he had that weird beard that LeBron James took and ran with.

Was the weird beard that doesn't connect.

And even that's a lie because it's not super badass.

Today we're going to be talking about why Lincoln wasn't super bad A,

why he was the worst leader that the United States has ever had,

why you've been maybe, dare I say, I know in 2025 it shocks the conscience, he might have been lied to by public schools and media and Steven Spielberger, Signor Spielbergo, he might have lied

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