Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!)

I Am The Cute One

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Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick to ruin a movie’s ending?) Then, they try to outdo each other with the parts they’ve received in Christmas pageants, but agree that straight men are the gayest men in the world. And as Donny turns 38, the Cute Ones need to know: what is middle age? Is Donny close to death? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.4	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.
0:11.2	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:15.0	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:17.0	Oh, you sound pretty good for being week two of Donnie Appreciation Week, Chelsea.
0:23.0	Well, fuck me then.
0:25.0	I thought that you were about to say,
0:26.0	oh, you sound pretty good considering you and your family have been on your deathbed all week.
0:30.0	But nope, we're just circling right back to Donnie Appreciation Month.
0:34.0	Cuties, I have been through the ringer. I feel like Grandpa Joe on my way to
0:39.0	Willie Wankas Factory. I don't even know what that reference is but I've been in bed for days.
0:44.0	Oh, okay. You made it work kind of with an explanation.
0:49.0	Which good jokes don't really need an explanation, but that one did.
0:52.0	Let the record show Exhibit exhibit a I'm here and I'm doing the best I can and we're
0:56.8	recording this on International Women's Day if that's anything. Do you have anything that you would like to say?
1:02.3	I'll let a woman have the floor. I just will
1:05.2	learn and listen. I'm reclaiming my time. My cousin Kayla famously from the
1:11.2	Instagram lives, she sent me a Venmo request today for five dollars that said
1:17.0	International Women's Day. I have never closed the Venmo request so fast in my life.
1:21.3	Wow. Well everyone take a page out of Kayla's book and request a Venmo from Donnie this week.
1:28.3	You'll also be blocked. Okay, so let's talk about it. This is week two of Donnie Appreciation Month and I told you Chelsea, I told you that the movies this year are good. So this one is no different than red eye I mean plot wise it is but in terms of
1:46.6	quality do you want to say what the title is I'll get there okay do you want to let me
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