Little Fish: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode six, subjects include malls, astronauts and bonds. And we also try some quizzes of various quality. Finally, we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, welcome to this week's episode of Little Fish before we start.
0:07.2	Andrew Hunter Murray has something he'd like to say to you all, just to keep his inbox from bulging quite so much.
0:14.7	So this is a little, thanks James, hi everybody.
0:17.0	This is a little pre-apology and correction.
0:23.2	Irony small quiz in the middle of this show about the oldest ever James Bond's. I can't wait for you to hear it. It's really fun. And
0:28.6	in it we say the two oldest James Bonds, I won't give away which ones now, but I'd just like to
0:34.6	point out, I do know that Sean Connery was 53 when he was in Never Say Never Again.
0:41.3	But it's not a canon bond film, it's not one of the official ones, which is why it's not included in the quiz.
0:46.3	I woke up sweating, realizing that I had not made this clear in the show itself, all will make sense soon.
0:53.3	Let it never be said that we don't take these silly little quizzes extremely seriously.
0:57.3	Seriously.
0:57.7	There's a quiz about carrots coming up that is honestly the most serious quiz I've ever run on this show.
1:03.3	I'm so excited.
1:04.3	Too many spoilers, Andy.
1:05.9	Sorry, yes.
1:07.2	If you would like to get more apologies, corrections and bonus info, why not join Club Fish?
1:13.2	This is our special secret members club. We do a fortnightly show called Dropers Aline, where you get this kind of sizzling behind the scenes hot goss about the show itself.
1:22.7	So if you want to join that, just go to patreon.com slash no such thing as a fish.
1:26.2	Next announcement before we start this week's show,
1:28.3	if you heard our episode, which went out a few days ago with none other than Michael Palin, then we got a little bit of an extra treat for you, we filmed the whole thing and we put it up on YouTube. What? I'm sorry, James. Did you not know? What? I was wearing my mankini the whole way through. Yes, I know. It did, Michael did comment when you were out of the room.
1:47.4	He said, what? not know. What? I was wearing my mankini the whole way through. Yes, I know. It did,
1:44.5	Michael did comment when you were out of the room. He said, what a, what a friendly young lady
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