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Nancy Jo, it's Jackie Shimmel.

And Alexis Niers, we're Colin.

By the way, okay. So I am sitting with Alexis Niers' hands.

Yes. Do you go by Alexis Niers' hands or just a little...

I just would drop the Niers. It's just hands.

Alexis Haines, okay. And for any pop culture junkies, I mean, let's just do a little rewind here.

First of all, we know each other a long time, which people don't know.

Like a long, long time, like middle school.

Like, what is that 20 years now?

Yes. I think I met you in middle school. You were really close with my cousin who's like a sister to me.

And I remember meeting you and being like, she's cool.

I started going, I remember meeting you like at a sleepover and you had like an eyeliner and a thong.

And I was like, yes. I sang.

I sang, and it was in 5th grade, by the way.

That is insane.

So absurd.

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