Little Brown Bebe Balls

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Jackie sits down to deep dive the suburban sexual escapades of Alexis Neiers Haines. Topics include strap ons, ball stomping, open relationships and more. Nancy Jo could literally never.

Produced By Dear Media

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:16.4	Hello everybody. There's cameras. There's lights. There's action. And we're not prepared for the cameras
0:21.6	over the light. I mean, we both look like just we rolled out of a fucking sewage system, but that's
0:26.5	not what it's important today. Sorry I'm digesting my M&M. I am sitting with Alexis Haines,
0:32.3	formerly known as Alexis Nairs. Nancy Jo, you can go fuck yourself. Hello, Alexis. Welcome
0:36.6	to the bitch bible. Hi, I feel like I'm on crack right now. I am over caffeinated and I had too
0:41.6	many B vitamins before I arrived. Girl, you crazy. You're fucking wise. I was literally popping
0:47.2	vitamins as I was walking in and they're hitting me right now. And I'm like, do you need to
0:51.2	defecate yourself? No, I'm fine. Okay, good. So Alexis and I have known each other for a very long
0:57.4	time. I met you in middle school. Yeah. And if you haven't heard my first episode, you should go
1:02.2	back to listen to the tales of middle school because those were hysterical hysterical. I mean,
1:07.2	I remember meeting you and just being like, wow, she's like a woman and she's wearing a phone.
1:11.6	She's wearing a thong and she's like full granny panty like inverted nipples.
1:17.1	It's true. Like I was definitely more sexual in advance. We just go by like Alexis Rose or
1:26.2	something. No, but that would have been something that I was like your screen name or something.
1:31.2	My screen name. And this is bad. AIM. So we're talking fifth grade. My name was sexy Lexi 0 890.
1:39.0	I am going to jump up this window. Do you know what mine was? Listen to this. Okay, cat queen
1:45.6	or no. I hate it. I hate it. Mine was Mrs. Kaiser 143. The principal's name was Mr. Kaiser.
1:53.8	And he was just this jolly, slightly engorged little Jewish man. Just hobbling around
2:00.9	Linderl. Okay. Yeah. Mrs. Kaiser 143. I love that. How do you like that? Yeah. Consistent as ever.
2:07.6	Very Jackie. Yes. Yes. Yes. So we met in middle school. We went to high school together for like a hot
2:14.0	second. And then we reunited on, you know, at dear media and Alexis and me live pretty close.
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