So I say to Glen, public, you can come in. Tom stays outside because if he comes into

the party, I know he's going to pull some prank and I'm going to end up sniffing his

butt. Glen unlocks my cellar door without me seeing. Tom gets inside, sure enough. Just

before the party is over, he comes in and like the butt man outfit and I'm sniffing on

it real good. But what they don't tell you and I don't feel bad about letting this

out at all. When he puts that costume on, that's not his real butt.

Oh, well then you're protected in a way. Yes, it certainly didn't smell like a real

butt. And so like me as a fan before that, the experience of sniffing the fake butt

was like, I believe it's a bum. In this case, it's a bum. Do you know what I mean?

Well, see that is because it's the bum bum song. That's a distinction.

And his bum was on the Swedish. If you recall, do you ever go out and like go to that Swedish

and like take pictures and stuff? Yes, I've had some family events at the Swedish. My

daughter's christening. What else did we do at the Swedish? Oh, my nieces, kids in

Europe. Hey, welcome to Hollywood. Hollywood.

I just got a kicking button, dropping names on the red card, but why am I always at this

industry we call show? Yes, showbiz. Yes, what up, what up? And more like holiday hand

book than Hollywood handbook because it is a holiday. It is time for it to be Christmas.

We like to do something special for Christmas, which is we like to give gifts. And the

gift that we want to give this year is to our listeners, allowing, wait, basically what

we want to do is allow our listeners to participate in the show. We're going to do our first

call in episode. This is going to be probably the only one we ever do until next Christmas.

It's not, it's going to be very bad. Everyone who's calling in has no experience in performing

...