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Hollywood Handbook

Dan Klein, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2014

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes finally weigh in on the Cosby situation and explain why Bill has yet to respond to recent allegations. Then, hot stand-up comedian DAN KLEIN is in the studio to talk about his pay to watch model of his self released comedy special “Dan Klein: This Is Comedy,” how comedians can get sad, what kind of SNL characters he has in his arsenal, how LA is different from New York, and being inspired by Seinfeld. Plus, Dan gives us an exclusive look behind his infamous Starbucks joke.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So Amy Pascal comes to me and is like, oh, like all these emails, like, leaks, all

0:11.9

our stuff leaks from Sony and it's like, you did it because you were like trying to print

0:15.6

your own Valet card and it's like, well, the secretary wasn't there to do it for me.

0:20.7

So it's like, I had to do something.

0:23.0

What am I going to do?

0:24.0

Just like stand there all day or like pay like a ticket responsibility.

0:26.6

You are supposed to validate, you know, and so what part of that is is someone has to

0:31.4

be sitting at the desk and when there's nobody there, then yeah, I'm going to get on the

0:35.0

computer and I'm going to try and print my own Valet card.

0:37.1

I love how people try to pass the buck.

0:39.4

I know.

0:40.4

It's like, Amy, have your secretary not take a bathroom break, write what I'm trying to

0:45.0

validate and maybe you will have your emails leaked.

0:48.3

Even then it's like the secretary, you know, like blame it on the secretary.

0:52.2

Why would it be me in the situation when there's someone who's like so clearly at fault who's

0:55.7

supposed to be sitting at the desk all day long and validating Valet cards?

1:01.2

Fustrating.

1:02.2

Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook and it's I just got your kicking button, dropping

1:05.3

names in the red carpet, lineback, hallways of this industry we call show this.

1:09.2

What up, what up?

1:10.2

We've spent a lot of time this week and last week and maybe even part of the week before

1:16.8

that, getting emails about like, what are we going to say about a certain issue?

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