Hey, weirdos, I'm Bigfoot.

And I'm Mothman.

Duh.

I actually can't believe you, like, macked on my man like that.

Yeah, it's crazy.

He belongs to everybody, I feel.

News to me.

News to me, Mothman.

My costume didn't come in time, so... Pretend I'm Bigfoot. Yeah, I cricketed that. She made this for me. Moth man woman. Mothul man. Moth mama. Moth mama. I love it. I also just like that you're wearing like Nancy from the Croft sunglasses. Yeah. I respect it. I'm actually, I'm excited for these. I was going to say,

you'd just wear those anyway. Yeah. Oh, and this is morbid.

Yep, and it's listener tales in case you didn't know why you were here.

It is brought to you by you, for you, from you, and all about you.

All about you.

And this listener tale is camping themed.

Which is why we are creatures of the forest. Camping is something I am unfamiliar with. And something I would never like to be familiar with again. You've camped before? Like an tent. When I was younger. In a tent. Yeah. No. Yeah. I learned new things about her every day. Yeah, with one of my friends. I went with their family.

Why? Because I thought it was going to be fun. I went camping one. Donna? Whoa. That's my mother-in-law's name. Donna, are you watching? Wait, doesn't Donna like camping? Oh my God, Donna loves camping. Yeah, Donna loves camping. He's reminding me. I went glamping.

Yes, that's literally.

He's like, you camped with Donna.

And I did. And I've told you about this. But when Drew's family, they used to camp, like when they were younger, but they glam, or not even really anymore, but they used to glamp. I love that. They had like a really nice. You can't stay.

Nicholas, we only ask like an hour of your time if that's okay. Is it my story? Is it just that you don't care? Can you stay for like an hour? It's a lot of questions. Sorry. If you could stay for like an hour, that would be sick. But if you can, I understand. You got things to do. that's one of the only times that I ever got sleep paralysis is when I stayed in there. That makes sense. I don't know if it's, I don't know if, I'm not sure what the difference between a camper and an RV is. Is there one? Beats me. They had a nice thing that we. Go back. Go back? Go back. No, no, because I'm not going to. He said, it seems like it was nice. No, here's why I'm not going to. Oh, okay. It was like a, you know, a vehicle that you park in the woods and you sleep in, like a nice one. And I got sleep paralysis there and I thought of the blur witch a lot. Valid. It was scary. I think that's so fair. Thank you. And if you're going to get sleep paralysis anywhere, it's going to be camping.

Yeah.

Or camping.

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