Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.

And I'm with the band.

And her name's Elena.

And this is morbid.

It is. 1980s edition.

1980s edition.

What was life like in the 80s?

The oldest I was was five in the 80s.

So I think my life was probably pretty sick.

Yeah.

I don't think I was with the band at that time, but... Probably not. Well, you don't know. You might have been a cool, like, rocker, five-year-old. We were both born at the end of a decade. I was born in the middle of a decade. Okay. Whatever. If you round up, it was almost over. You were in 1985. I was thinking of myself mostly as 1996, and I was like the end of a decade. I said I want to take this journey with you. You were born towards the end of a decade? In the middle. Well, no, because you're December. Right smack dab in the middle. You're December. So it's basically the end of the year. Yeah. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I'm over it. What were you saying about Nicholas? The background was like, all right, Alaska. All right, Alaska. Oh, that was great. That was great. What were you saying about Nicholas? Oh, I was saying I bet Nicholas is going to feel fancy free today. Because I have this feeling in my bones that Nicholas is like an 1880s kind of guy.

So we're, you decide 1880s or 1980s?

Yeah.

In the future, he just said, why did that work so perfectly?

I wasn't ready for such a swift response to that.

Wow.

He's real.

Nicholas?

Okay, Nicholas.

Okay, Nicholas. If you lived in the 80s, like the 19 ones to be specific, the 1980s, how did you live like this? My hair is destroyed. I teased so much of it that I... You did such a good one, though. Thank you. It's actually kind of falling because I got hot. That's my question. When you guys got hot in the 80s, like did your teas just fall? No, because you would use an entire bottle of aquanette. Yeah, see, I didn't have aquanette, but I did use a shit ton of hair spray. Yeah, you would, a whole bottle would probably be used. Oh, my God. Like, you could literally like shoot an arrow at somebody's hair and it wouldn't

penetrate. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. And radio was big in the 1980s. Oh, and then video killed

the radio star. Exactly. See, Nicholas, he gets it. He's into it. He's on theme today. See, I don't

...