Hey, weirdos. I'm Miranda. And I'm Coraline Jones. That was so deeply upsetting. And that's all. Just kidding. It's Mormon.

I don't want you to, but I also want you to.

I'm Coraline Jones.

I said it with a good accent the first time.

Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's going to be like plettering all over the place, I just realized. ASMR. Can't believe she's wearing pleather in fall of 2025. Listen, it's raining, okay? That's not in my newest. It's raining. Not in my newest print here.

I don't give a shit.

I'm Coraline Jones, bitch.

Hello?

I was going to say, nice cerulean hair.

It's blue.

It's not just blue.

You're not my mom. I'm your other mother. Or is my youngest

would say the utter mother. The utter mother. Uh, hey. We both got really bad sleep scores last

night on our aura ring, so this is going to be crazy. It really is. But here we are,

Coralide Jones. And Miranda Priestley, which also, I didn't even plan

this to be as topical as it is.

You originally were going to be somebody else.

Yeah, which I'm going to be next week.

And I'm going to pivot to be something even funnier.

But I said to Alina before we got started here, I said, I've never felt more like myself. I looked over at Ash and I just was like, something about this works. Like, I think everything about this works. Thank you. I just looked over and I was like, that's right. Yeah, that's correct. I feel great right now. As you should. I don't know that I'd ever get this haircut.

I'm not saying it's a bad haircut.

Maybe you will. You don't know. I don't know. Who knows the future? You don't know. Because you look great. Thank you. Thank you. It would be a lot to style this haircut every day. I feel. That's how you get older and you get it styled. Oh, yes, yes.

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