Listener Tales 102: Villains!

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

True Crime, Paranormal, Dark History, Comedy, Exhibit C

4.5 • 95.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Weirdos, REJOICE! It’s that time that's brought to you, BY you, FOR you, FROM you and ALLLLL about you! This week, Ash & Alaina enter their villain era, and focus on tales from the early oughts! We’ve got haunted plants! We’ve got stories about a break in! We’ve got ghostly babysitters! So sit down, grab a cup of ambrosia and join us as we say farewell to September!

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0:00.0	Hey, weirdos, I'm Isma, and I'm Hades.
0:03.6	And this is Villains Morbid.
0:24.7	Hold they lover! Oh, they love her.
0:26.5	I can't stop saying that.
0:27.7	It's great.
0:28.7	I got the potion.
0:30.0	The greatest catchphrase.
0:31.1	You got the lips.
0:34.8	The potion was a nice little, like, on the fly.
0:36.1	Yeah, your kids.
0:37.1	Did your kids make this?
0:37.7	They sure did.
0:39.2	Yeah, it's one of the bath time potion.
0:42.1	I was getting ready in the bathroom and I was like, oh, let me take that.
0:45.1	She just found it in my bathroom was like, this would work perfect.
0:45.9	I was like, could I use this? I said, can I tape a llama to this?
0:49.1	Sure can.
0:50.1	Here we are.
0:51.4	So yeah, we're villains today.
0:53.7	Villainscentric. We're villains-every-day. We're villains all the time. I can't move if we ask the right people we are. Yeah. If you ask, never mind. If you ask my dog. She says, mom, where are you?
1:18.9	Where were we before the dog started parking?
1:23.0	If you're watching this when it comes out, our live show is tomorrow.
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