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Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest foray into the listener questions mailbag.

On today's show, we're fielding inquiries about Graham Potter's whereabouts.

Christian Punisix, Anus Middabilis in Milan, and stories of soccer making the world a better place. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, a man who makes this podcast a better place. Taylor Rockwell, hello. Hello, did you just cast a Harry Potter spell when discussing Christian Pulisic? What was that phrasing? Anus Mirabilis. You Latin not up to scratch these days, tea? What's going on? I took five years of Latin. I remember Semper Ubi-Sub-Obi. That's what I've got for you. What does that mean? Always wear underwear. Anas Mirabilis, I believe, means wonderful year or special year. Ah. Which is what Christian Pulisic is enjoying in Malay? Fancy. Yeah, I know, very good. Lala. Joining us, a man who may or may not be having an anis mirabilis right now, Joe Lowry. Hello, how are you? I'm not enjoying this. I am enjoying Christian Polisic's season. But I'll admit the Latin is going over my head. Guys, it's good to see you all. Likewise, Joe. Also with us, Graham Rutherland. Hi, Graham. Hello, Ryan. I know zero Latin because I did not go to a posh school. Between this, your implication that you learned Latin at school and the fact that you wore suits to school. You're still trying to tell us you didn't go to high school eating as a teenager?

I didn't not tell you that. So you did. You're slowly outing yourself. I did one year of

Latin, I believe, at school, because we had to do it in the first year of high school. I can remember

Kikiliusist Cave Canem. Not very well. You can. Yeah, bad. It's bad. It's really bad. Yeah. Yeah. Were you practicing your Latin in your suit laid next to your pond in your backyard while eating a pear or something? Like, is this? Someone else was feeding him the pair of course. Yes. My mistake. My mistake. They're people for that.

Yeah.

I love when we begin the show by making Ryan uncomfortable.

It's always a good start.

All right.

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We're all the cool kids are hanging out. Taylor, before we get started with this episode, just to outline some rules. No outing any of us here for cheating on our partners. I know certain CBS broadcasters have created precedent for that lately and it's a bit wrong. We don't like the misogyny or anything of that. So just rain it in. Okay, Taylor, thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be an awkward, like, coming to work session the next day. I'm going to assume that was talked about off air, maybe with some vitriol involved. But yes, we will not be doing any of that on the show, Graham. Yeah. I'm trying to pause this big enough, Graham? It's okay. Lucy doesn't listen to this. Oh, wow. Do you know, Graham, our wives might have a podcast that we don't know about either. It's possible. No, I literally does have a podcast. For the BBC, I don't listen to that either. Is it about this show? Big it for the show. It will be after this episode, I think.

We better crack on with it.

John Hofstettler has been in touch with a question here.

Christine Pulisic has scored in his last two games and has now got eight goals on the season.

Maybe more for all competitions plus assisting more.

Yes, more on that shortly, John.

He has a great, he's had a great season, but how great has his season been?

How does it compare with the best seasons we've seen from American attackers in Europe in terms

of individual performance, not necessarily in terms of trophy hall?

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