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Thank you. Hello, hello, and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Joe Lowry, and on today's episode, we're answering your lovely listener questions.

Thank you to all you lovely people who submitted them for this episode.

We're going to talk about soccer skills that we take for granted.

We're going to talk about what on earth is going wrong with Valencia and about diverse trophy cabinets. More on all of that stuff later. But first, I want to introduce a man who betrayed Taylor and I, went off, had fun with Ryan, went to Nando's, eight chicken wings without us, Graham Ruffin. Graham, did you have a good time in London? How are you? Hello, Joe Lowry. Yes, I am very good. And yes, Ryan and I had a lovely time in London. I got to see him in his natural habitat, which is seemingly a Vegas casino floor for the ice conference we were both at in London. And as you say, we also went to Nando's. That is certainly his natural habitat. We even walked past

a Starbucks on our way there. So he certainly knows how to how to pick his dining locations.

And we did a wing roulette challenge, which we filmed and posted on the TSS Plus Patreon because

content, why else? That's the reason we do anything in this world. So yeah, if you want to check that out,

subscribe to the TSS Plus Patreon. I did actually see we had a slight bump in subscribers

after that was posted. I don't know what that says about us or our listeners, people paying

to watch too many eat chicken, but yeah, it got quite hot in there. Okay, so, Grob, can you explain to me?

Because I haven't seen the video yet, and I'm guessing still the majority of our listeners haven't seen it either. What is wing roulette? Am I just uneducated? Is this a British thing? Can you explain? So this is a thing that you get at Nandos. I can't imagine anyone actually orders it for their meal. I think it's a challenge of sorts.

So you get 10 wings

and at Nando's a challenge of sorts. So you get 10 wings.

And at Nando's you choose your spice of your chicken. So you've got like lemon herb, which is very mild.

And then you've got medium, hot, extra hot. Then you've got the ridiculous ones that you get in kind of hot way. Not hot wings, hot ones.

Yeah. And with Sean Evans. so the wing roulette is essentially

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